Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
The Giant Thunder Field attraction, traditionally terrifying in the shrouded moonlight
Giant Thunder Field
November 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
At Giant Thunder Field, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, frightened children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you recall something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
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