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The Giant Thunder Field attraction, traditionally terrifying in the shrouded moonlight

The Giant Thunder Field attraction, traditionally terrifying in the shrouded moonlight

Giant Thunder Field

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

At Giant Thunder Field, you'll find a real, working farm with pigs, frightened children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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