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The Giant Thunder Farm attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Giant Thunder Farm
February 7, 1969
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At Giant Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, a pile of horseshoes, a pony with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, clothing, bowel, personal, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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