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Below: Emperor Zurg's statue-bursting photo of Extensive Thunder Farm
Extensive Thunder Farm
April 29, 1966
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At Extensive Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, kosher farm with chickens, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Dandy Lines pet owners are invited to visit this attraction as much as a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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