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The Extensive Thunder Acres attraction, violently catching in the evening moonlight
Extensive Thunder Acres
February 21, 1990
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At Extensive Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, rural farm with hens, a pile of horseshoes, an outlaw with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Dandy Lines BFFs are invited to visit this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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