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The Enormous Thunder Ranch attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier speedy attraction at Disneyland
Enormous Thunder Ranch
December 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with cows, random rodents, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: after any fourth Monday, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- After erupting this attraction, custom demands that you find something less magical.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
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