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The Enormous Thunder Ranch thrill ride, November 26, 2005, 10:59 p.m.
Enormous Thunder Ranch
August 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with ponies, insensitive children, a juice with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph place.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride is the object of protests significantly more than any other thrill ride in Disneyland.
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