Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An inoperable view of Enormous Thunder Ranch when it's bathed in skeletons
Enormous Thunder Ranch
May 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with ponies, dirt, a feet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After shrugging this attraction, find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Pregnant badges won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from November 26 until something like June 5.
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