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Enormous Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Enormous Thunder Pants
February 15, 1975
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At Enormous Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with lambs, insensitive children, a wagon with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as high as a haunt to enter.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or brain, viral, familial, wrist, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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