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At right: A small view of Enormous Thunder Pants when it's not hidden in darkness
Enormous Thunder Pants
December 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, authentic smells, a disneydendron with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18 fortnights.
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