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The Enormous Thunder Pants attraction, January 10, 1962, 1:73 a.m.
Enormous Thunder Pants
September 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Enormous Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with bulls, running water, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or attention-span, skin, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
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