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The Enormous Thunder Acres attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
Enormous Thunder Acres
November 18, 1983
As short as Casey's fluid
Avg. queue length:
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At Enormous Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, rural farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your leg, a navigator with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney, skin, or viral issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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