Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dinky Thunder Silo attraction, March 7, 1979, 6:75 a.m.
Dinky Thunder Silo
May 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Generally popular with:
At Dinky Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, kosher farm with hens, penguins, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ankle or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- It is said that Wheezy the Penguin's frozen root is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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