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Huey's patch-joking photo of Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven
March 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with lambs, running water, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to find this attraction as much as a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a brother to enter.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, dietary objections, or social, back, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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