Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dinky Thunder Pasture dark ride during construction
Dinky Thunder Pasture
May 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Pasture, you'll find a real, kosher farm with hens, cast members in overalls, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this dark ride.
- Instead of creaking this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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