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The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction at park opening
Dinky Thunder Pants
June 23, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a guide with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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