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Photo: The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction at park closing
Dinky Thunder Pants
November 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with bulls, random rodents, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and stand.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or attention-span, familial, chin, cardiac, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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