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The Dinky Thunder Pants attraction, generously zipping in the afternoon sunlight
Dinky Thunder Pants
June 7, 1996
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At Dinky Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with horses, mice, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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