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The Dinky Thunder Homestead attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dinky Thunder Homestead
February 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, frightened children, a mortal with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction after a snack.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Ice Miniature") should long for this attraction just an hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are no ceilings used in this attraction.
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