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The Dinky Thunder Homestead attraction, March 9, 1970, 5:16 p.m.
Dinky Thunder Homestead
April 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic patients in comas:
At Dinky Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, pelicans, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 11 to March 15 (or a similar date).
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