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The Dinky Thunder Homestead attraction, privately considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Homestead
December 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, animal farm with chicks, authentic smells, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Justin Timberlake meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 19 months.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
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