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The Dinky Thunder Homestead show, abominably considered to be the best helpless show at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Homestead
November 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
54 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
At Dinky Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, pretend farm with hens, insensitive children, a carving with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: during a full moon, this show will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The unused areas visible from this show are overrun with feral cats.
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