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The Dinky Thunder Homestead attraction, absently singing in the afternoon sunlight
Dinky Thunder Homestead
April 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ducks, a fence, a weasel with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fantastic werewolf.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a random attraction, children are required to buy precision specticles.
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