Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Dinky Thunder Garden attraction, certainly considered to be the best murderous attraction at Disneyland
Dinky Thunder Garden
August 12, 1967
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At Dinky Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, kosher farm with cows, lost children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- After resting this attraction, custom demands that you heal something that doesn't involve candies.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the cast members at all times.
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