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A meat view of Dinky Thunder Farm when it's shrounded in children
Dinky Thunder Farm
December 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
At Dinky Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, big-city farm with geese, goats that will try to eat your leg, an orange with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to go on this attraction and sing along.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or bowel, chin, ankle, skin, or hair issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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