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An ultimate view of Deafening Thunder Silo when it's not bathed in children
Deafening Thunder Silo
February 15, 2015
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chickens, frightened children, a rookie with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from brain, tongue, attention-span, elbow, leg, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain safety specticles.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's false apples, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the tall haunt.
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