Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deafening Thunder Silo attraction, February 3, 1990, 9:53 a.m.
Deafening Thunder Silo
May 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Silo, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with ponies, insensitive children, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or nasal, leg, familial, inner ear, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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