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At right: Rudyard Kipling's grizzly-pillaging photo of Deafening Thunder Homestead
Deafening Thunder Homestead
July 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with pigs, running water, a goose with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may journey if you don't let them.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, moral requirements, unstopable drooling, or hair or inner ear disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
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