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A stolen view of Deafening Thunder Homestead when it's covered in darkness
Deafening Thunder Homestead
January 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with sheep, goats that will try to eat your socks, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young adults.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, emotional baggage, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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