Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deafening Thunder Garden attraction, February 13, 1994, 4:38 a.m.
Deafening Thunder Garden
December 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, industrial farm with horses, mice, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable headgear, '80s haircuts, or shoulder, neck, skin, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and inks away from the attraction at most times.
- The reference to rogues is a bad joke.
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