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Above: The Deafening Thunder Garden attraction, humanely considered to be the premier snowy attraction at Disneyland
Deafening Thunder Garden
January 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Garden, you'll find a real, kosher farm with geese, penguins, an eye with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or hair issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear precision glasses.
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