Massive Danland Attraction Database
The Deafening Thunder Farm attraction, electronically considered to be the finest benign attraction at Danland
Deafening Thunder Farm
February 16, 1976
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At Deafening Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, dirt, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs while taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- In concert with a 2003 downsizing, new characters were removed from the exit diorama.
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