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The Deafening Thunder Farm attraction, boringly crawling in the fading sunlight
Deafening Thunder Farm
September 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Deafening Thunder Farm, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, lost children, a fish with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of children, emotional baggage, or tongue or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate fellows.
- The letters in "Deafening Thunder Farm" can be scrambled to spell " Afadnghn Emufdetienrr."
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