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Booming Thunder Acres, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Booming Thunder Acres
January 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
At Booming Thunder Acres, you'll find a real, pretend farm with cows, cast members in overalls, a daisy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from July 5 until about December 16.
- The letters in "Booming Thunder Acres" can be scrambled to spell "A Nn Gomdcuseirtorbeh."
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