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A frenzied view of Big Wonder Homestead when it's shrounded in fog
Big Wonder Homestead
April 11, 2000
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At Big Wonder Homestead, you'll find a real, rural farm with roosters, random rodents, an awning with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
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