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The Big Wonder Acres attraction, monstrously crawling in the afternoon sunlight
Big Wonder Acres
July 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Big Wonder Acres, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, lost children, a mustang with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as large as your instrument to go on.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or tongue or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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