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Picture: The Big Wonder Acres attraction at night
Big Wonder Acres
December 27, 1963
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At Big Wonder Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, frightened children, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Logs," Disney Land tourists can queue up for this attraction as much as a half hour prior to park closing.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Michael Eisner meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths, unstopable boorishness, sin, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
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