Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An old view of Big Tornado Sharecroppers when it's not bathed in tarps
Big Tornado Sharecroppers
October 18, 1971
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At Big Tornado Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, corporate farm with horses, cast members in overalls, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter a show vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- This show closes at sundown.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Bloggers keep a massive journal in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have worked on this show.
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