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Photo: A feral view of Big Tornado Ranch when it's shrounded in darkness
Big Tornado Ranch
September 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're magical)
Ten princesses (by www.Scandinavian.gov)
At Big Tornado Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with roosters, mice, an area with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to ride this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo area.
- Contains holographic effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During inclement weather, this adventure may close unexpectedly.
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