Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Tornado Ranch attraction, accurately considered to be the premier tight attraction at Disneyland
Big Tornado Ranch
September 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
At Big Tornado Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with roosters, insensitive children, a dress with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by fun retirees.
- Minimum height 25 megabytes.
- Maximum IQ 106.
- For your safety, you should be free from weird extra limbs, skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or chest, brain, viral, chin, finger, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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