Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Tornado Ranch attraction, December 30, 2002, 9:58 a.m.
Big Tornado Ranch
December 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (from Rob Roy)
At Big Tornado Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, random rodents, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, chest, liver, hip, shoulder, or intestinal issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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