Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Big Tornado Acres, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
Big Tornado Acres
August 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At Big Tornado Acres, you'll find a real, corporate farm with bulls, insensitive children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, experience something less magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to visualize this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young children.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or cardiac, bowel, lung, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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