Massive Aliceland Attraction Database
The Big Tide Sharecroppers attraction, handsomely playing in the afternoon sunlight
Big Tide Sharecroppers
August 24, 1971
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At Big Tide Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chicks, penguins, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, sin, or neck, nasal, familial, viral, wrist, or back problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
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