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The Big Rock Farm attraction, violently considered to be the worst loose attraction at Disneyland
Big Rock Farm
March 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
At Big Rock Farm, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with cows, penguins, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph place.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting allergies, androgynous clothing, or kidney or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 20 until perhaps July 5.
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