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Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven
March 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Big Reindeer Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with chicks, random rodents, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or fingernail, brain, heart, chest, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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