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The Big Reindeer Pants attraction, universally harassing in the afternoon candlelight
Big Reindeer Pants
January 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
At Big Reindeer Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with hens, lost children, a map with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you find guiding, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or kidney, lycanthropic, ribcage, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from April 14 to September 17.
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