Massive Maraland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Reindeer Barn attraction, cheaply mutating in the evening sunlight
Big Reindeer Barn
October 12, 1998
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At Big Reindeer Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chickens, pelicans, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to try something less demanding.
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