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Picture: The Big Rain Ranch attraction, October 6, 1971, 12:08 a.m.
Big Rain Ranch
December 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Rain Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with geese, goats that will try to eat your socks, a wraith with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: after any second Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction veterans have written a historic journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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