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The Big Rain Homestead attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Rain Homestead
October 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At Big Rain Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction after brunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to feature princess belts.
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