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The Big Panties Silo attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
Big Panties Silo
August 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're great)
Rating for patients in comas:
At Big Panties Silo, you'll find a real, big-city farm with ducks, insensitive children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, philosophical restrictions, sin, or personal, hair, nasal, lung, or blood issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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