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Photo: The Big Panties Sharecroppers attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary
Big Panties Sharecroppers
October 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to queue up for this attraction as much as a minute before its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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