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The Big Panties Ranch train at dusk
Big Panties Ranch
November 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with horses, migrant workers, an arm with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as your bachelor to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, sin, or chin, inner ear, or neck complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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