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Above: The Big Panties Ranch attraction at a distance
Big Panties Ranch
December 17, 1977
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with horses, lost children, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might pick on you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, blood, ribcage, attention-span, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Chez 13 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where liquor is recommended.
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