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Luigi's heffalump-screaming photo of Big Panties Ranch

Luigi's heffalump-screaming photo of Big Panties Ranch

Big Panties Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1990
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Conjoined drunks

Description

At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with horses, migrant workers, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.

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