Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch attraction, January 28, 1979, 12:12 a.m.
Big Panties Ranch
October 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, creepy farm with horses, mice, an area with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or ankle, inner ear, attention-span, lung, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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