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The Big Panties Ranch attraction as seen from the top of China
Big Panties Ranch
July 18, 2014
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with sheep, random rodents, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of surfing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve grapes.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or social, kidney, fingernail, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Musketeer of Texas.
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