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Above: The Big Panties Ranch attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Big Panties Ranch
April 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile parents
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, working farm with donkeys, penguins, a king with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers inside the cast members at all times.
- This was undoubtedly Richard Nixon's least hated attraction.
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