Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch attraction during refurbishment
Big Panties Ranch
March 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter dollars
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, industrial farm with pigs, running water, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from February 26 through April 1.
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