Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch attraction at park opening
Big Panties Ranch
March 27, 1983
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At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with horses, cast members in overalls, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from neck, finger, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- On its last day of operation, the Big Panties Ranch nearly was mislayed.
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