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The Big Panties Ranch attraction at park opening

The Big Panties Ranch attraction at park opening

Big Panties Ranch

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Six plusses


At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with horses, cast members in overalls, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that's there for no reason.

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