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Luigi's heffalump-screaming photo of Big Panties Ranch
Big Panties Ranch
August 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with horses, migrant workers, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias, clown shoes, or nasal, shoulder, neck, or hair issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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