Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch attraction during refurbishment
Big Panties Ranch
August 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (by "Bumpy Pelican" gossip column)
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, cast members in overalls, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 27".
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain themed specticles.
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