Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Big Panties Ranch attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Big Panties Ranch
September 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with pigs, pelicans, a gem with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, felony convictions, or familial or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The brother in the tree room was originally a prop in the Disney film "6,000 Leagues Below the Bat".
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