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Image: The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst eager attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
July 17, 1955
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At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction in the evening.
- Before educating this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, nasal, intestinal, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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