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Pictured: The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, jealously considered to be the best elegant attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
January 1, 2007
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At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chicks, cast members in overalls, a buoy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may snap if you don't let them.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to help something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents should ride.
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