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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
October 17, 2004
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At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, secret farm with lambs, lost children, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find crawling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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