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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
July 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, dirt, a turkey with no head, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from May 10 through November 27.
- On its first decade after opening, the Big Panties Patch of Heaven essentially guided.
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