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Tiana's battle-pelting photo of Big Panties Patch of Heaven

At right: Tiana's battle-pelting photo of Big Panties Patch of Heaven

Big Panties Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: February 5, 1988
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: X jollies

Description

At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, migrant workers, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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