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Above: The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
December 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with roosters, cast members in overalls, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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