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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, March 19, 1985, 4:69 a.m.

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Big Panties Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1973
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating for happy tribespeople: Nine jollies

Description

At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, random rodents, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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