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Above: The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
January 19, 2001
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At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with pigs, straw, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with astronomical children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't bypass this attraction more than a moment prior to park closing.
- This attraction closes at random.
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