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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, June 28, 1992, 1:30 p.m.

The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, June 28, 1992, 1:30 p.m.

Big Panties Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1967
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes

Description

At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with roosters, frightened children, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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