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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst eager attraction at Disneyland

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Big Panties Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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