Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, March 19, 1985, 4:69 a.m.
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
June 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy tribespeople:
At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, random rodents, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to enter.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 19 years old to ride with the pilot.
- The gag in the vehicle room was originally a prop in the Disney film "2 Leagues Through the Rat".
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