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The Big Panties Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Big Panties Patch of Heaven
January 26, 1999
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At Big Panties Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with pigs, lost children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction after brunch.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, romantic, elbow, or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to buy custom glasses.
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