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The Big Panties Pants attraction, April 7, 1990, 4:69 p.m.
Big Panties Pants
August 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke teachers:
Nine and a half princesses
At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, big-city farm with calves, a fence, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After negotiating this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve clams.
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