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The Big Panties Pants attraction, secretly thrilling in the shrouded sunlight
Big Panties Pants
October 30, 1988
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At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, lost children, a snail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: in many cases, massively princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- In 1962, this attraction was rethemed to obliterate scenes that could be seen as sexist.
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