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At right: The Big Panties Pants attraction as seen from the top of a house
Big Panties Pants
June 9, 1987
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At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with horses, random rodents, a customer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something that doesn't involve treats.
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