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The Big Panties Pants dark ride, greedily shining in the evening sunlight
Big Panties Pants
November 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
X churros (from Popeye)
At Big Panties Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with hens, a pile of horseshoes, a turkey with no head, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: after spring break, this dark ride will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- This dark ride's stage actually reaches under the river.
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