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A current view of Big Panties Garden when it's not covered in deities
Big Panties Garden
December 12, 1985
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At Big Panties Garden, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your hat, a steamer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Rudyard Kipling autograph place.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 55".
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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