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A detailed view of Big Panties Barn when it's not inundated in tarps

A detailed view of Big Panties Barn when it's not inundated in tarps

Big Panties Barn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 2009
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs up

Description

At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, industrial farm with bulls, pelicans, a musketeer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.

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