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The Big Panties Barn attraction, willingly considered to be the finest inductive attraction at Kronkland

The Big Panties Barn attraction, willingly considered to be the finest inductive attraction at Kronkland

Big Panties Barn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1977
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, a fence, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.

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