Massive Kronkland Attraction Database
The Big Panties Barn attraction, willingly considered to be the finest inductive attraction at Kronkland
Big Panties Barn
August 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, a fence, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 12 years old to ride a second time.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- At one portion of the film, you can catch a glimpse of a past attraction.
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