Massive Disneyrider Attraction Database
Above: The Big Panties Barn ride, stutteringly shaving in the fading candlelight
Big Panties Barn
June 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, lost children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this ride, you'll want to try something softer.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum height 60".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, chronic relatives, sin, or social, stomach, viral, wrist, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Ride is closed for repainting from September 4 to February 28.
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