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A regional view of Big Panties Barn when it's not covered in harpsichords
Big Panties Barn
January 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight smiles
At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chickens, dirt, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, inappropriate headgear, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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