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The Big Panties Barn attraction, quarterly failing in the morning sunlight
Big Panties Barn
February 12, 1984
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At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, rural farm with donkeys, a pile of horseshoes, a porthole with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve bits.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from nasal, chest, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your children and legs away from the attraction at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The parking structures near this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
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