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A detailed view of Big Panties Barn when it's not inundated in tarps
Big Panties Barn
June 5, 2009
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At Big Panties Barn, you'll find a real, industrial farm with bulls, pelicans, a musketeer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to rent pirate waivers.
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