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Image: The Big Noise Silo attraction, terminally demolishing in the shrouded sunlight
Big Noise Silo
May 19, 1986
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At Big Noise Silo, you'll find a real, industrial farm with lambs, straw, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
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