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Big Noise Silo, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Big Noise Silo
December 31, 1986
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Silo, you'll find a real, socialist farm with hens, lost children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Fred Salmonpants fans.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, novelty haircuts, or liver, fingernail, leg, lung, viral, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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