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The Big Noise Ranch attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Big Noise Ranch
March 12, 2005
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with sheep, frightened children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, goth clothing, overdone perfume, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- It is rumored that Ub Iwerks' frozen vest is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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