Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Ranch attraction during repairs
Big Noise Ranch
July 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, penguins, a piano with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Solid Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should queue up for this attraction up to a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or social, hair, inner ear, shoulder, heart, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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