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Image: The Big Noise Ranch attraction at dusk
Big Noise Ranch
June 6, 1973
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, global farm with cows, cast members in overalls, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to shave this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young teenagers.
- Contains exploding effects.
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