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Image: The Big Noise Ranch attraction, February 16, 1990, 12:34 p.m.
Big Noise Ranch
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with roosters, mice, an alien with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- In a disguised space at the bottom of the Big Noise Ranch, there is a rackball table for cast members.
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