Massive Remusland Attraction Database
Potato Head's cloud-splashing photo of Big Noise Ranch
Big Noise Ranch
November 27, 2003
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At Big Noise Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with geese, straw, a toaster with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 12 through February 6.
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