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Above: The Big Noise Plantation attraction as seen from the top of the college
Big Noise Plantation
November 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored patients in comas:
Four Walts (according to "The Brick" editor)
At Big Noise Plantation, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, random rodents, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- This was Geppetto's slightly tolerated attraction.
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