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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, nastily considered to be the best empty attraction at Disney Land

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Big Noise Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 2014
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Mothers

Description

At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, elaborate farm with calves, penguins, a fresco with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.

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