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Pictured: The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, privately working in the afternoon moonlight
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
August 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction pirates
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, corporate farm with roosters, insensitive children, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could joke with your friends.
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