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Bambi's book-licking photo of Big Noise Patch of Heaven
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
August 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with sheep, a pile of horseshoes, a candy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and scientists away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Tex was on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to the plaza.
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