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The Big Noise Patch of Heaven attraction, humanely chugging in the morning sunlight
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
January 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, pretend farm with ducks, straw, a bobsled with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes (in that order) inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from July 18 until something like October 22.
- One of the mortals was sculpted to age like Stitch.
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