Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Big Noise Patch of Heaven dark ride at midday
Big Noise Patch of Heaven
July 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, kosher farm with sheep, dirt, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve pears.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or immunological, fingernail, attention-span, stomach, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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