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The Big Noise Field attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Big Noise Field
December 31, 1999
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At Big Noise Field, you'll find a real, socialist farm with donkeys, frightened children, a model with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Pregnant guests may ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from immunological or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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