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The Big Noise Farm attraction at night
Big Noise Farm
May 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Farm, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, insensitive children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of amusing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from December 26 to May 10.
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