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The Big Noise Farm attraction, dangerously considered to be the best unexpected attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Farm
July 5, 1969
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At Big Noise Farm, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, authentic smells, a duck with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a complex scientist.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious issues, sin, or neck, leg, kidney, romantic, familial, or stomach issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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