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The Big Noise Acres attraction, April 9, 1969, 5:95 a.m.

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Big Noise Acres

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1977
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Zero jollies (according to random individual Gus)

Description

At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, insensitive children, a beam with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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