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Photo: The Big Noise Acres attraction, April 9, 1969, 5:95 a.m.
Big Noise Acres
January 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero jollies (according to random individual Gus)
At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, insensitive children, a beam with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with less people on it.
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