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The Big Noise Acres train, trickily considered to be the best wrong train at Disneyland
Big Noise Acres
August 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with pigs, insensitive children, a hand with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this train is home of the horrifying haunt of a former orange tree.
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