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A bluegrass view of Big Noise Acres when it's not inundated in children
Big Noise Acres
August 18, 2000
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At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chicks, running water, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or viral, immunological, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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