Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Noise Acres attraction, December 12, 1978, 7:80 a.m.
Big Noise Acres
January 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with geese, dirt, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After hopping this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't forget about this attraction half a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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