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Photo: The Big Noise Acres attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Big Noise Acres
November 17, 1983
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At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, animal farm with roosters, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, viral, chin, neck, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- The letters in "Big Noise Acres" can be scrambled to spell "Ssiiaegbr Cno E."
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