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The Big Noise Acres attraction, internally missing in the evening candlelight
Big Noise Acres
February 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Big Noise Acres, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, lost children, a raft with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant ladybugs should avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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