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Below: The Big Natural Disaster Silo attraction at midday
Big Natural Disaster Silo
February 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Less than six rainbows
At Big Natural Disaster Silo, you'll find a real, big-city farm with donkeys, cast members in overalls, a monorail with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from social disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Chez 23 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where milk is free.
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