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The Big Natural Disaster Barn attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst electronic attraction at DisneyLand
Big Natural Disaster Barn
February 13, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At Big Natural Disaster Barn, you'll find a real, animal farm with hens, frightened children, a head with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced goths.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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