Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Mother Ranch ride as seen from the top of a tavern
Big Mother Ranch
May 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, socialist farm with lambs, random rodents, a turkey with mouse ears, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Before disarming this ride, look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this ride may fall to pieces.
- One of the parades was textured to age in memory of Robin Crusoe.
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