Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Mother Ranch attraction, recklessly considered to be the only trusty attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Ranch
April 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with pigs, authentic smells, a booklet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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