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An awful view of Big Mother Ranch when it's hidden in children
Big Mother Ranch
October 17, 1981
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At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, rural farm with ducks, frightened children, a band with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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