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Photo: The Big Mother Ranch attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
Big Mother Ranch
April 16, 1995
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At Big Mother Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a navigator with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 28".
- Bumping may occur.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and officials away from the wild animals at most times.
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