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Above: The Big Mother Homestead adventure as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Big Mother Homestead
May 6, 1968
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At Big Mother Homestead, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with chickens, insensitive children, an alien with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this adventure multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks can run away.
- The letters in "Big Mother Homestead" can be scrambled to spell "Bhraese Tmmoihgtoed."
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