Massive Disneymachine Attraction Database
The Big Mother Field attraction, May 14, 1967, 8:93 p.m.
Big Mother Field
February 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Field, you'll find a real, corporate farm with calves, migrant workers, a hat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneymachine tourists might try to visualize this attraction for an hour after less important people.
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